i don't have the energy to type it out, so i'll just paste what i IM'd someone as soon as i woke up.

KroFatigue: i just had the funniest nightmare

KroFatigue: for some reason i was joey tribbione (sp)
KroFatigue: and i was dating an OLD lady in a wheel chair and old person's home
KroFatigue: and one person from the old person's home was trying to break up us......was jealous or something......so they had a meeting, and i had to defend my case
KroFatigue: and during the course of this meeting, i was asked to stay after with the head of the home and the person who was against me
KroFatigue: and the person who was against me started getting a creepy voice
KroFatigue: and i start ranting about how much i like my wheelchair girl and how this place doesnt care about living lives.....it's like it's the house of the undead
KroFatigue: and then the person's blue eyes get milky white for just a second
KroFatigue: and i notice that and mention it
KroFatigue: and then the head person's eyes get milky white too
KroFatigue: just for a second
KroFatigue: and then they come after me like they are undead zombies and attack me
KroFatigue: like the meeting was just a sham to get me trapped at that place
KroFatigue: and they feed off of me
KroFatigue: the weirdest part was that when i make the "oh, this is like the house of the undead" comment, it was like an episode of friends where joey would say something, and then the audience laughs as he realizes that it's true