1) the split screen NCAA commercials where the jocks claim to be something more than jocks. We don't care. Move on. It was worse last year, with that stupid swimmer's commerical that played EVERY break between games in the first two rounds.

2) commercials, in general, that make "music" with something other than instruments. McDonalds did it back in the day. Pringles had a nice run. Now there's a banging on the car commercial. We get it. It's over.