I never finished the "understanding Einstein" book. If i had, i'm sure i would have read a chapter on how ironing pants is physically impossible. Ironing shirts is bad in and of itself, but pants are definitely impossible. At least with shirts, you can put the ironing board through the shirt and do one side at a time.

No so with pants. And if there's something non flat on the other side (zipper, pocket, belt loops, etc) it just makes it worse.

I've spent 30 minutes ironing these pants, it's after 11, and i'm quitting.

[note: it's so dark in here that i can't even see the wrinkles. but i know they are there]

If anyone comments on the wrinkles at work, i will kill them.