[flash back to 3 weeks ago. we're watching sopranos, and aidriana is describing the family tree to the feds. complicated stuff, but it all "makes sense"]

steve: "you know, if this was the wwe, they would just be making up stuff that goes completely against history."

well, netcop noticed something odd a month or so ago. Chris Benoit, hero to canadians, was now being introduced as "currently residing in atlanta georgia".

as of this monday, everything has been rewritten. All the major faces (benoit, jericho, kim gail, etc etc) that are from canada are now suddenly from the united states. And the heels, like le reistence and christian are from canada. The funny thing is that a few months ago, they started saying christian was from florida as a way to turn him heel (b/c he was partners with face canadian jericho). But, now that they changed all these rules, he's somehow migrated back to canada.

Can you believe this? These are real people, with real families and whatnot. candians are rabid about their wrestling and take great pride in their hometown heros. But the wwe doesn't care. they don't want their faces to be non american. disgusting.

somewhere, tuna is smiling.