or however the kill bill quote goes.

this asian girl on survivor is driving me crazy. last week when she called the other players "stupid" for not trying get her in on a plan. uh, here's a plan: there are 5 people trying to get 1 out. as soon as that 1 person loses an immunity challenge, said person is gone. deal with it.

I was thinking about great it would be if pj was on survivor. I realize i told this joke already, but if he was on, he would have shown NO emotion during the videos from his "loved ones'. that would have made for some awkward close ups. then, the letter would have just been spreadsheets from fantasy.

but today would have taken the cake. It would have been great if they picked steve to come to the island on behalf of pj. the look of dismay on pj's face when he realized that they were there for an eating contest (a speed race) would have been PRICELESS.