d: Hello?

s: Knicks game on, want to come over?

d: nah, too tired.

s: i watched the game on saturday. it wasn't widescreen. i was upset.

d: oh yeah?

s: I mean, fine, it was super clear, and the bars on the side were black and not gray, which is very important, but still, i can't watch non widescreen games. They are giving starting lineups now and it's still not widescreen. i'm getting nervous.

d: maybe they don't have widescreen on away games b/c there aren't high definition cameras.

s: oh my god, if that's true, i'm going to really get into home games. when i see a home game scheduled it will be that much more important.

d: goodbye.