so, i was going over the answers to my quiz with my sister, and we couldn't figure out which ones she got wrong. It turns out that she put "cheese doodle" instead of "cheese curl". Well, CLEARLY cheese curls are better, so i can't figure out how she could get that one wrong. However, she was convinced that the doodles are the crunchy ones while the curls are the big poofy ones. She was so proud that she caught me in a mistake.

the only problem is that i don't make mistkaes. i'm never rong.

so i asked her to prove that i was wrong. she comes back with a video of dancing cheese poofs or something. Meanwhile, my superior google skills get me pictures of cheese curls and cheese doodles (also known as cheese puffs). End of story, right?

until she sends me one last link. It's a website dedicated to "hardcore snackers". There was a bag of "cheese doodle o's". She then proceeded to analyze the picture and say that they looked more like crunches than puffs and were called doodles. Never mind the fact that i sent her exact bags of what we were looking for and she was instead trying to hypothesize over this hybrid creation. Then i notice the text that comes with the picture:

These are moderately crunchy cheese puffs — not as crunchy as a crunchy cheese curl, such as Crunchy Cheetos, but crunchier than a cheese puff, such as Jax. "


Ugh, somtimes winning arguments is so easy it's sickening. Such is the curse of true genius.

i really only wrote this entry for one reason. i LOVE the last line of the review of said cheese doodle o's:

The level of cheese residue left on your hands is moderate.

indeed it is, indeed it is.