During the USC v. ND game, the announcers made a big deal about this one player (i think #5) averaging over 10 yards every time he touches the ball. Pretty amazing right? I had a good feeling I knew how he did it though.

He's the friggin kickoff returner too. Don't kickoff returns tend to average 20 yards or so per play? Unbelievable that they could combine all his plays and call them "touches". Not all touches are created equal. Michael Jackson's friends can tell you that (ba-zing!)