SOMETHING WITTY REGARDING GREEK MYTHOLOGY

This reporter wanted to incorporate the rise and fall (and rise again) of the graduating Lazarous with greek mythology. However, said reporter is lazy and tired and doesn't have the energy to look it up. So, suffice to say, Lazarous was touted as the savior of RU football, but failed to live up to that glory. He lost his job to injury (and ineffectiveness) in his junior year. Come senior year, however, Lazarous reemerged as a leader and put up some impressive numbers. He and WR McGuil were able to (temporarily) break all of RU's career records, despite medicore beginnings. Just goes to show you how bad RU was before Coach K took over.