S = A + W - T +1/2(B).

Where A=athlete W=white T=talent and B=beard.

Nice play be Erstad to get thrown out trying to stretch a double into a triple. Let's see, down 5-0 and two outs. Is getting that extra base really worth the risk? doesn't every 9 year old know that you don't make the first or third out at third? But i guess he was "making things happen" by playing small ball. woo hoo. {also, he slid like a retard again}



bonus comment: i was researching "everybody hates chris" to see if people like it as much as i do, and one of the first comments i saw was "this is the best thing to happen to prime time since 'living single'". That was the show with queen latifiah for those of you who don't remember.