PJ doesn't know this, but i almost got into a fight at the yankee game. When we were leaving, there were a bunch of people in the crowd who were recklessly using their umbrellas. The rule is, if there are other people around, you have to raise your umbrella so the big metal spokes don't go near people's eyes.

At one point, i became so enraged by nearly going blind, that I swore I was going to swing at the next person that did it. Luckily, nobody came close.